By Freida Dario-Santiago
Take your pick from some of the corniest pickup lines, and use at your own risk!
For this old-fashioned lass, my personal contribution are these two lines that would’ve worked for me if I was single!
“I like your style.”
I like your energy, want to hang out?
50 Hilarious Cheesy Pick-Up Lines That Will Definitely Make Your Crush Smile
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
Is there an airport nearby, or is it my heart taking off?
Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?
Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Halo Halong Pinoy
Itim na nazareno ka ba? pahalik naman.
Apoy ka ba? kasi I feel hot kapag lumalapit ako sayo.
Ilaw ka ba? kasi you BRIGTHEN my day.
Sana tanong na lang ako para sagutin mo naman ako.
Philippines ka ba? kasi it's more FUN kapag kasama ka.
PIZZA ka ba? CRUST kasi kita.
GOOGLE ka ba? kasi nasa'yo na ang lahat ng hinahanap ko.
Pwede ba kitang AWAYIN? para PATULAN mo naman ako.
Race track ka ba? kasi ang ganda ng CURVES mo eh.
Calculator ka ba? Kasi solved na ko sayo eh.
LOVE ASTROLOGY 2020
Because LOVE is in the stars!
Love Horoscope 2020
Writing the love forecast always demands diplomacy, for in any given year only half of the zodiacal signs are favored for major romance, while half aren’t. But 2020 is a rarity – every zodiac sign has strong love prospects. This spring and summer, an unusual Venus-Mars pattern showers the air and fire signs (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius and Aries, Leo, Sagittarius) with love’s alluring possibilities. Many will meet truly significant love. From February through September, Jupiter signals giant romantic luck for earth and water signs (Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn and Pisces). For everyone, though, these strong love influences come at a price. Amorous emotions will be pitted against “practicality” or other powerful forces in 2020. Many Aquarians, for instance, might be deeply immersed in a lust-based relationship (or financially complex bond) when they suddenly fall madly in love with someone else. For Scorpios, it’s the opposite – lust calls them away from a more innocent love. Sagittarius spies a remarkable marriage prospect this spring, but finds this relationship conflicts with her career ambitions. Pisces experiences the same “cross.” Taurus is the luckiest lover of the zodiac this year, yet shouldn’t marry. Virgo and Gemini attract many admirers in 2020, yet both of them worry that love will stop them from tackling massive practical projects. The smart and lucky ones among us will find a way to combine these influences. For example, Sagittarius can marry a prestigious person, or Gemini could combine love and family. From September right into autumn 2020, luck comes to almost everyone who seeks true partnership. But luck isn’t karma. Karma warns us to tie our love knots before 2020 closes. 2020 Horoscopes for Every Sign
Aquarius-(Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Through September, your intimate, sexual side awakens luckily and powerfully. You’ll find physical gratification! But strictly avoid extramarital and other verboten temptations, especially in August/September. A romance with all the naivety, innocence and bliss of Romeo and Juliet awaits you from late March to early August. (If this begins in April or August, an old flame is likely involved.) This could become one of the loves of your life. You could move quickly to deeper bonds, to shared finances, a mortgage, perhaps a young family. You might have to decide between romance (someone who’s free to love you) and lust (someone who’s not). You know which to choose! Don’t begin to live with someone before March 21. Your domestic future would be one of strife. Love begins with talk or a short trip in June. October 2020 to late 2021 brings huge luck in love, and encourages Aquarian lovers to wed. But marry before 2021, as that year might combine love’s luck with a strange series of delays and odd conditions.
Pisces – (Feb. 19-March 20)
From February to October, you’ll not only be lucky in love – love itself will bring you luck. Your sweetheart might introduce you to lucrative new clients, or you could marry someone high on the social/economic scale. 2020 offers you at least two opportunities to pair up with a bright, cheerful and honorable person. Love might be connected to a legal, religious, intellectual, publishing or international venture. Travel and foreign-born people attract you now. Your sexual, intimate side blossoms this year. Until December 24, this trend brings sensual depth, commitment and lucky lifestyle changes to lovers – e.g., childbirth, shared finances, investment in a home. But your sensual, intimate urges could lead you into a subtle, sticky trap in 2021. So act early! Your magnetism attracts admirers in March. If you want domestic bliss, move in with your love from mid-May through July. Romance moves to a passionate level in July.